In a reddit post, an unfortunate fellow revealed how his 3-year old
daughter took the liberty to inform him about his shortcomings-no pun
intended. Apparently, he took her into the men's toilet of a restaurant
because his wife wasn't around and according to him, his home operates
an open door policy meaning everyone knows what everyone is packing
down under.
While in the toilet, two men entered causing his daughter to
back away from the door, she ended up right beside him as he was doing
his business, took one look at his member and loudly exclaimed "daddy!!
Look at your little penis!!. The men just couldn't contain their
laughter.
The hapless man is confused because he is at a loss as to what
scale his penis was measured against, where has she seen bigger ones?
And she's just three years old! Our guess is he won't be returning to
that restaurant anytime soon.
He wasn't the only dad who had an
embarrassing tale to tell, one said his son walked in on him bathing and
exclaimed "dad! You've got boobs like mom!"
Another recalled how his
son's daycare expressed worry to his wife after the tot kept talking
about "how huge dad's penis is". Yet another dad told of how his son
quipped "look dad it's Jesus" after seeing a man with long flowing hair
and long beard in a restaurant. - See more at:
http://9jamasses.blogspot.com/2015/10/you-wont-believe-how-this-mans-3-year.html#sthash.WxBl0Hjk.dpuf
He wasn't the only dad who had an
embarrassing tale to tell, one said his son walked in on him bathing and
exclaimed "dad! You've got boobs like mom!"
Another recalled how his
son's daycare expressed worry to his wife after the tot kept talking
about "how huge dad's penis is". Yet another dad told of how his son
quipped "look dad it's Jesus" after seeing a man with long flowing hair
and long beard in a restaurant. - See more at:
http://9jamasses.blogspot.com/2015/10/you-wont-believe-how-this-mans-3-year.html#sthash.WxBl0Hjk.dpuf
He wasn't the only dad who had an
embarrassing tale to tell, one said his son walked in on him bathing and
exclaimed "dad! You've got boobs like mom!"
Another recalled how his
son's daycare expressed worry to his wife after the tot kept talking
about "how huge dad's penis is". Yet another dad told of how his son
quipped "look dad it's Jesus" after seeing a man with long flowing hair
and long beard in a restaurant. - See more at:
http://9jamasses.blogspot.com/2015/10/you-wont-believe-how-this-mans-3-year.html#sthash.WxBl0Hjk.dpuf
